Postcards from Ma Baker

Howdy, Beulah! Long time no see.
Hope this finds you well.
Wish you were here.
(Is this enough?)

Happy birthday, Beulah! Fifty already?
How's the weather over there?
Wish you the best.
(Is this enough?)

Sorry I missed your call, Beulah.
I've been so busy lately.
Wish I had time to talk.
(Is this enough?)

See you on the flipside, Beulah! Sayonara!
Hope you had a nice life!
Catch you next time!
Bon voyage!
It's been swell, Beulah dear.
(Is this enough?)